my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
- (via buddhabrot)
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it
when attractive people can also sing really well
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE BOTH!!!
there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret